Crime fighting in the hood!

So I got up to feed the baby at 5:00 this morning and looked out the window (remember we live on a cul-de-sac so no one usually is on our street), and I saw a blue mini-van with the door open parked beside the neighbors car with the drivers door open. Well, I hear something being thrown out and then it pulls up next to another neighbors car and throw something, then he literally speeds around the corner. So I automatically think someone is vandalizing the cars and call 911. I am thinking that I am saving the day! I get back in bed a few minutes later (I was so proud that I may have stopped a crime) and I start thinking about it....5:00 in the morning, blue mini-van, drivers side door open.... I just call 911 on the paper boy! Thank goodness when the 911 operator asked if I would like to speak with the officer when they came out I had said no or I would have been more embarrassed! I hesitated to tell Kirt since this is my 3rd incident this past year with the paper boy! I'll go ahead and tell you one of the other incidents- I leave for work super-early and one morning Kirt's car was parked out front and when I went to get in and after I closed the garage door a car pulled up behind the driveway. I panicked- I thought this guy is going to kidnap me and kill me! I grabbed my cell phone and called the house, I didn't know whether to reopen the garage and run or stay in the car! By the time I had made a decision he had already thrown the paper and left!