Kid Funnies

After our day yesterday I really needed a laugh! So I thought I would post my thoughts:

• At Walmart this morning Emerson started yelling "Look Mommy, a Pirate" "Mommy do you see pirate" "That man is a pirate" Imagine it keeps getting louder and louder and she screams all of this before I can even tell her to be quieter and tell her I see the older man with a patch over his eye riding on a scooter.
• Then, we go to check out and I am in my "I have 3 sick kids and feel terrible and my husband is out of town clothes but have to get food" and this guys comes up to me and says "Are you Stacey or Tracey?" then he proceeds to introduce me to his wife and family as "This is Stacey we went to high school together" (So clue number 1, I went to high school with him---still have no idea who he is) so into the conversation I realize I must have run into him before because he looks puzzled when I ask him where he lives- like he must have told me last time I ran into him and then he says "We are thinking of having a third child" And I said "Oh you should, 3 is great- our third one brings so much joy and happiness to our home" and he said "Yes, I told my wife you said that last time I saw you- you are the only person who encouraged us to have a 3rd baby" Then he says "Look me up on facebook" And I smiled and I still have no idea what his name is so I obviously can't look him up on facebook. He does look familiar though??
• Our other funny thing happened back in December but I forgot to blog about it- At Three Trees (Our church brings people from low-income families and they pick out gifts for their kids and get walmart/payless gift cards). Well, Kirt was standing next to the executive pastor and John says "I need a spanish interpreter" Of course Sam says, "I know someone who speaks spanish I can go get him" everyone looks at him and he said "His name is Miguel Lopez" Miguel is the spanish pastor at the church who was in the middle of a sermon to these familes. We thought it was funny- in Sam's mind he could hear Miguel speaking spanish now so why didnt we just ask him to come interpret for us!